
Wooden figurines have been a part of human society for tens of thousands of years, at least. Today we have the luxury of comfortable tools, sharpening equipment, resharpenable razorblades and acrylic paints.
Any orders can be made by messaging BigPhil.96 on Signal messenger
Or email TFCWoodcarving@gmail.com
They have helped many through a tpugh spot with warm love and happy faces.
If you have a fear, a worry, or a concern, buy or make a carving caricaturozing that fear, and then be rid of the feelings. When I had new neighbors moving in, I carved this guy and gave him to them. They are now my good friends.


$80 1½” caricature
$45 1″ caricature
$25 idea on the end of a stick
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I have done some memorial carvings for people who have lost loved ones, and I think the healing process was helped gratly by these small packets of memories which they can hold in their hand.




$20- basic half figure back is uncarved and sits flat against a wall or shadow box.
$45- full figure carving [front and back]
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Do you have an idea for a fun pendant, but don’t want to wear a piece of plastic? Send us the idea, I can make almost any idea into a silly version of your imagination.


Most pendants range from $20 to $40.
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Cooking utensils.
I make spatulas, spoons, and spreaders/butterknives out of cedar, alder, maple, hazel, and ash wood.
I can also carve little wizards or faces into the handles





Handmade spoons are $30
To order, message BigPhil.96 on Signal messenger
Or email TFCWoodcarving@gmail.com
Spatulas- $20
Spreaders- $15
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Seasonal guys.
I can make a seasonal guy for any season! Ask me whats in season, or what I’ve got for next or last season.
I can make santas, ornaments, scarecrows, pumpkin heads, ghosts, foods, fish, animals, fruits, vegetables, christmas trees, little cardinals and much more.
Full figures-$50
Front ½ figures $35
Heads on a stick $20













Most of tjese decorations are made simply and cheaply, for the plain reason that it is what people can afford, but commissioned pieces may be more intricate.


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Portraits.
I carve portraits of people, whom I call “my victims.”
Anybody who you know who has a good sense of humor would love one of these.
1″ Heads on a stick are $25
½” heads on a stick are $15
½ figure carvings are $40
And full figure carvings are $80
These guys usually come with a big head, and can have most hats. Wizard or gnome hats are highly recommended!
You can order em extra silly or ask for your friends idiosyncratic feature to be caricaturized.





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Bigger projects.
I do carve hawthorne and other hardwood walking sticks with spirits and faces occasionally. I call it letting the spirit loose from the stick. I also can carve more large or serious stuff if you like, such as portraits in wood, wood spirits, flat plane carvings and more classic fare. Anything you want that would be hand carved [without power tools] give us a try.
Any idea will be tried and the commission fee is very small.
Shipping is typically $10







To order, message BigPhil.96 on Signal messenger
Or email TFCWoodcarving@gmail.com


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